Silent Birth in Progress... Shhhhhhhhhh!!!

What is this all about? Sadly I don't understand the reasoning behind having a Silent Birth, but if Tom thinks it's good it must be, eh? Of course he knows all about it, mere mortals like me couldn't possibly know anything about it. Aren't Scientologists great?

I don't know how the alien delivery team will be able to arrive silently, I'm worried their reverse thrusters might be a trifle noisy, so let's hope she isn't in labor when they get here. Do you think they've set off already? They must have foretold this event several hundred light years ago. Hey, maybe the eclipse yesterday had something to do with it, gosh this is so exciting!

I know there has been a move back to natural birth, but what is natural about a silent birth? If Katie can avoid any exclamation, and for that matter, any expletives for the duration of the birth, she's a better man than Tom. Maybe she was selected by the alien force because she is too young to know any expletives. One way they could ensure silence of course would be to have the birth in a vacuum.
What's sign language for push?

I wonder if we will see any UFO's in the night sky? One thing's for sure they will be guided by the huge flying pig over the Tomkat estate.