Not Too Jung to Make a Freudian Slip

I know celebrities will always find it difficult to keep their mouths shut, they do after all need to promote themselves. And, of course there are those that think there is no such thing as bad publicity. But, doesn't persistent bad publicity leave a stain?

Where do dyslexic and diminutive high school drop-outs suddenly become experts in Psychiatry? How did little Tom Thumb cruise to the top of the Human Psyche Tree of Knowledge? The upstart even saw fit to question a university graduate's knowledge of psychiatry on live TV... Hey! at least he finished his schooling and didn't learn everything he know's from visiting space aliens. This joker thinks it would be better to pump a schizophrenic full of vitamins and send him out jogging with a Kalashnikov (enough said).

Meanwhile an Oompa Loompa has become a TV censor. Actors are always the first to demand their right to freedom of speech, but this little one throws his toys out of the stroller if anyone oversteps his boundaries.

Now apparently shorty will yet again rely on the legal profession to deliver his message and gag dissenters. Who resigned and made him God?

Since, titch is such an expert on the subject, he will surely understand if the late Alfred Adler might have cast him in the role of Napoleon.