Beat This Brangelina!

During her visit to Africa, Jessica takes a photo-call with small children in a village in Kenya, what she doesn't realise is she's adopted 97 Masai orphans. This makes Brangelinas adoption efforts pale into insignificance. Unfortunately these kids will probably have never heard her sing, what sheer joy for them to look forward to. Over here it might qualify as abuse.

Hopefully she will set up home there and spare us the next generation of the Newlyweds when she eventually remarries. Not much 'Chicken of the Sea' in Kenya. How do 'pretty people' get away with doing ugly things?